If you could ask God any one question, what would it be? - I would ask what the hell was he thinking in creating women.
If you could be a super-hero, which one would you be? - Definitely not superman... so cliche and furthermore his latex suit seems so uncomfortable especially at the cul de sac.
If you could be an animal, what would you be? - A bird, I love the feeling of flying up in the air provided it is not raining that is.
If you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why? - I will sneak myself inside the women's toilet, always wonder why the hell they took such a long time to pee.
If you could change one thing about your spouse or significant other, what would it be? - Hmmm, can I change her for another?
If you could choose how you were going to die, what would you choose your death to be? - I want to be placed in a boat filled with flowers and be floated down the river. But make sure the river has no damps or waterfalls. Have I not suffered enough?
If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do? - Hmmmm I will give George Bush a slap? You guys figured it out why. If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday, where would you go? - Morocco, love the beautiful place.
If you could have any car you wanted, which car would you choose? Would it be practical or flashy? - I would choose a Bugatti Veyron which cost a whopping 1.7 USD. If i want practicality I would choose a Nissan March for god sake.
If you could solve the problem of hunger in the third world or repair the ozone, which would you do? - I will solve the problem of hunger. As the saying goes stomach is the way to a man's heart. To repair the ozone, is going to be a neverending task.
If you found a suitcase full of $1,000,000, what would you do? - Only an idiot will return it back.
If you had to choose between a wonderful romantic relationship that would end after only a year, or a so-so relationship that would last your entire life, which one would you choose? - Why have a lifetime of misery when you can a moment of joy.
If you were given a choice between being given great wisdom or great wealth, which would you choose? - Great wealth please . I can buy my way through rather then having to think my way out.
If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message? - SMS, and make damn sure I keep records of my transmission so that you people cannot turn around and say I never say so.
If you were going to a deserted island and could only take three things with you, what would you take? Why? - I will only ask for one thing. A boat. Why should I remain deserted when I can travel on the boat. Duhhh !!!
If you could be God, what would you do for humanity? - Make them less human.. as it is you people are bothersome lots.
